Anger: Why on earth are you asking me for this? I don't have time for this nonsense. If you want to know what's happening at the library, just check the %+#^!* web site! (Or...just read the %!*$#@% newsletter!)
Bargaining: OK, we can do RSS if we don't have to offer the summer reading program or cancel this major public program.
Depression: Why are people treating me like this? Don't I have a master's degree in library science? This isn't why I went into library work. Where oh where will I ever find the money to do this? I should have listened to my mother and become a bank robber...
Acceptance: The Board President/Provost/major donor/CEO/City Council Chair wants to know when we're offering an RSS feed? Tell her it will be in place by next Wednesday.